Train pulls in, train pulls out

First, let me tell you that you don't want to criticize your wife to the whole world. I have not gotten past the whole "whose fault was it that Maddie pee'd on me last night". She is still a little bitter, but that is my lot. I even think she got to the train conductor. I was walking down the line to get on the train when it pulled out of the station. Usually, there is a little sound or something to clue you in that the train is leaving. I saw my conductor look at me and with a gleam in his eye, lock the doors and pull the train out leaving me standing alone on the deck. I am guessing that Kacey had something to do with this, but not sure how. That is the thing that sucks about commuting by train. Literally, on the second, the train pulls out of the station. It waits for no one. Like death, there are no second chances.